Wednesday, December 28, 2016

New Year's Resolutions


Roy's Resolutions for 2017

  1. Write a Pulitzer Prize-winning novel.
  2. Shower after every skunk hunt.
  3. Fix the faucet that's been dripping for three years.
  4. Invent a skateboard for Arizona's sand and gravel.
  5. Par the Wickieup golf course.
  6. Enter the Kingman cemetery without having to comment on its sad state of neglect.
  7. Publish No.1
  8. Publish three others just in case.
  9. Solve the political unrest and bring the country together.
  10. And the best for last - buy my friends and family lunch whenever I see them.

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